Stupid taxi driver joke
A man books a taxi for the airport.
The taxi arrives. The man loads his luggage and the taxi sets off.
Several minutes into the journey, the man notices that the driver has taken a wrong turn.
He leans forward and taps the driver on the shoulder to correct him.
The driver gives out an almighty shriek and rolls the car into a ditch.
Trapped in the wreckage, the man questioned the driver, "What the hell happened there, dude?"
To which the injured driver replied, "I'm really sorry about that, but I've been driving a horse for the last 26 years!"
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